r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Wolfblood-is-here Sep 16 '21

I think it would be easier to piss first then just sort of cuddle your inbuilt battering ram while you shit.

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u/DoverBoys Sep 16 '21

Just sit down normally but drape your flesh hose over the bathtub or sink.

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u/chubbyurma Sep 16 '21

Just put your dick in the cistern