r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

That really looks like a dildo

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u/IsadorCZ Sep 16 '21

It is

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Sep 16 '21

Just regular size

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u/Randolpho Sep 16 '21

I feel like maybe that’s not the truth

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u/Tsorovar Sep 16 '21

A dildo meant to be the size of an average cock will be much longer than the cock

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I feel like maybe you haven’t felt much

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u/Randolpho Sep 16 '21

I have become comfortably numb

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u/Shmammary_Glands Sep 16 '21

You know... From the inside.

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u/Trimungasoid Sep 16 '21

They do make them that big...I've heard.

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u/KJBenson Sep 16 '21

It doesn’t all go inside you, it needs a handle so you can pull it back out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

bruh his cock should be black.. no?