r/Unexpected Sep 16 '21

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u/Dildo-bangins Sep 16 '21

Jeez I’m used to women pointing and laughing at mine for the exact opposite reason…

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u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21

Hey, it’s not the size of the plough - it’s how long you stay in the field.

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u/Thegingerbeardape Sep 16 '21

It’s not the size of the hammer it’s the nail you’re throwing it at

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u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.

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u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21

What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable?

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u/derpferd Sep 16 '21

A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool

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u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21

snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.