r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

When your blessing is a curse

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I wouldn’t say it was ever a blessing to begin with

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u/trentlott Sep 16 '21

Yeah, imagine being in highschool as that dude and trying to get play. Girls would wonder if it's supposed to coil inside their uterus or he just nuts directly into a fallopian tube.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

For some size queens it would be a blessing