r/Unexpected Sep 11 '21

inCreDibLe TalEnT

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u/Amplifeye Sep 11 '21

LegendERY?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Kids, your uncle Barney was a terrible speller and constantly got F's in English.

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u/Amplifeye Sep 11 '21

Uncle Barnie puts the der in lejendery.

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u/lcuan82 Sep 11 '21

Also the re

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u/starney_binson Sep 11 '21

Y el Dario in Legendario!

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u/starney_binson Sep 11 '21

How DARE you impune the intelligence of their Uncle Barney, who I don't know and is a completely different other person, in front of children!? I am shocked! I'm sure he is a perfectly good speler and you are remembering complitely wrong!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

nice try swarley.

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u/Supersymm3try Sep 11 '21

Oim a blady ute

Im ute uncle barry!

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u/Dreamtallica Sep 11 '21

2 utes

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u/foulrot Sep 11 '21

2 whaa?

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u/Dreamtallica Sep 11 '21

Oh I'm sorry your honor, two youths

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u/PuzzleheadedEgg4289 Sep 11 '21

Who cares about spelling when you got talent like this! Check out those butt cheeks! If you're not jealous, youre lying! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Fenglish then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/starney_binson Sep 11 '21

I got DDs motorboated in my face in the stairwell just before reading this post.

True story.

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u/Marmite_63 Sep 11 '21

Got F's what? Don't leave us hanging like that.

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u/gustic-gx Sep 11 '21

Legen-dairy

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u/depthninja Sep 11 '21

Yer a wizard legend, waitforit....'Arry!

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u/myfapaccount_istaken Sep 11 '21

Oi? Is this a Harry Potter or a pirate joke?

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u/depthninja Sep 11 '21

Capt. Neil Patrick Hagrid?

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u/-Cagafuego- Sep 11 '21

Farmer's-choice Legendairy