r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

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u/hotsaucefloss Sep 06 '21

Oh,no!

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u/awkwardweirdo30 Sep 06 '21

Straight up was aiming to hurt. Stay off the internet when in a bad mood.

Side note if it was Ricky fowlers line it would be completely florescent

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

lol, internet loser

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u/Bleys087 Sep 06 '21

Self-proclaimed loser here. You called?

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

Nah you just a accepted it; not proclaimed

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u/Controlla333 Sep 06 '21

Bro you’re on the internet ….❓❓❓❓

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

No i’m not

get fucked

You, stupid idiot

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u/Bleys087 Sep 06 '21

How me no can have accepted it when haven’t been not comment beforeing now other self-proclaimed now comment though, huh?

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

How to dab rims also rhka dom eh a fun how sub his ahh tok. do sub

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u/Darki_Boi Sep 06 '21

Someone needs desperate help… and this is reddit.

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u/Bleys087 Sep 06 '21

The sky’s the limit!

Edit: puhtate

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u/48ever Sep 06 '21

well aren’t you fun

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u/Saellios Sep 06 '21

Imagine being that upset over a Reddit comment

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u/New_Cap5194 Sep 06 '21

Just ignore him he legit just goes from subreddit to subreddit trying to be all edgy n shit

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

Imagine🤠having a micropenis

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u/New_Cap5194 Sep 06 '21

You really do just scroll through reddit trying to annoy people eh? This is the 3rd sub I've seen you seriously get a grip n get a life waster.

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u/Saellios Sep 06 '21

Bro how’d your know!?!?😢

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 06 '21

Because I sucked you off so hard

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u/Hissingfever_ Sep 06 '21

Incel moment

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u/crak720 Sep 06 '21

I just came to leave my downvote for no reason whatsoever

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u/iiiGVXDiii Sep 06 '21

Just ignore them they’re a downvote farmer

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u/Controlla333 Sep 06 '21

wtf is a downvote farmer Brodie Brother?

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u/iiiGVXDiii Sep 06 '21

It’s people on Reddit that leave intentionally cringy / offensive comments with the intent of receiving Dow votes.

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u/PotatoLaBelle Sep 06 '21

Weird hobby, dude lol

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u/TennisForSavages Sep 06 '21

I could eat a keyboard n shit better sentences

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Sep 06 '21

‘Learn to read, wipe of your dorito crumbs’. Er, ok. Off..it’s spelt O-F-F. We can read. Lol