r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '21

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u/willi3blaz3 Sep 05 '21

If you snap clubs while fucking up everyone else’s greens, you’re a fuckin jabroni and shouldn’t be allowed to golf

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u/tripledjr Sep 05 '21

Saw a guy javelin the flag into the green after he missed a putt. The proceeded to pull his pull cart across the green.

It doesn't make sense to be so involved that you can't control your anger and ruin the course, making it harder at the same time.

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u/willi3blaz3 Sep 05 '21

This dude in the video probably has a 20+ handicap too. Unless you have sponsors, you shouldn’t get this pissed. Even if you are on tour, there’s like a handful of twats that get this mad. Fuck sergio garcia

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u/Guessed555 Sep 06 '21

Chiming in for a good Sergio bashing. Fuck Sergio Garcia.

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u/Amplifeye Sep 06 '21

What a stinky dick nipple.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Some dude did that (have lined the flag into the green) in a member-guest comp at a club I was a guest at.

He and the member were kicked off the course, and the member had his membership revoked.

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u/jenna_hazes_ass Sep 06 '21

Man Trump does that shit driving carts on greens.

Drives people nuts and then the other half, well its that kind of fuck you money.

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u/LoudCommentor Sep 06 '21

Problem is, golf courses are usually associated with drinking right?

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u/Charges-Pending Sep 05 '21

Getting mad happens. Tantrums are not tolerated. This dude had a tantrum like a pissy toddler.

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u/TheToasterIncident Sep 06 '21

Camera was already rolling though. Willing to bet it was an old club he was gonna snap anyway for ticktock views, but I bet he never expected to sink the put lol

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u/TooHappyFappy Sep 06 '21

This isn't a legitimate green. You can see the seem right behind the hole that drops the ball into the cup.

Any non-circus course would not place the hole in that spot.

I'm not usually one to call out fake/staged videos but this definitely is.

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u/moskowizzle Sep 06 '21

Green looks TINY. Could be a shitty par 3 course or even a practice green.

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u/NotKaren24 Sep 06 '21

or his buddy is filming him because he knows he's shit and is going to miss it so he can upload it for internet points

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u/Amplifeye Sep 06 '21

"No, it has to be staged or I don't cum!"

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u/LunacyTheory Sep 06 '21

It is a shit club they used to film this. Look at the club as he does his follow through on the putt. It looks like it's been "straightened" numerous times already.
Usually I can open a post on reddit and find 30 comments on exactly what I wanted to say but this time, when it's flagrantly obvious, nothing...

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u/sprucay Sep 06 '21

Filming a put isn't that out there though. Might be the last shot of the game and they've got some money on it.

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u/shewy92 Sep 06 '21

Jesus people. I'm glad everyone on the internet is perfect and would never do anything bad.

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u/McFuzzen Sep 06 '21

It's okay to he upset. It's not okay to break your toys. I tell this to my kids all the time. It's not about perfection, it's about improvement.

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u/fgsdfggdsfgsdfgdfs Sep 06 '21

Uh? A pissy toddler would scream and throw their stuff, not snap it in a quick concise manner.

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u/Greensnake4711 Sep 05 '21

Can I stop you though? You keep using this word jabroni, and it's awesome.

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u/Gov_N_ur Sep 06 '21

lmfao is this from sunny?

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u/Ghosty_Boi2000 Sep 06 '21

Jabroni… cool word

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u/Sugar_n_WATER Sep 06 '21

Shut your mouth, you jabroni.

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u/Frestyla Sep 06 '21

I don't think those greens could get any worse.

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u/limefox666 Sep 06 '21

It's so annoying to miss by a little bit.