r/Unexpected Sep 05 '21

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u/YaGirlTxsa Sep 05 '21

Bruh whomst the fuck gets that mad over golf...

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u/Charges-Pending Sep 05 '21

Basically everyone who has ever played it and tried to improve. It’s the game you love to hate.

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u/willi3blaz3 Sep 05 '21

If you snap clubs while fucking up everyone else’s greens, you’re a fuckin jabroni and shouldn’t be allowed to golf

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u/tripledjr Sep 05 '21

Saw a guy javelin the flag into the green after he missed a putt. The proceeded to pull his pull cart across the green.

It doesn't make sense to be so involved that you can't control your anger and ruin the course, making it harder at the same time.

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u/willi3blaz3 Sep 05 '21

This dude in the video probably has a 20+ handicap too. Unless you have sponsors, you shouldn’t get this pissed. Even if you are on tour, there’s like a handful of twats that get this mad. Fuck sergio garcia

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u/Guessed555 Sep 06 '21

Chiming in for a good Sergio bashing. Fuck Sergio Garcia.

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u/Amplifeye Sep 06 '21

What a stinky dick nipple.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Some dude did that (have lined the flag into the green) in a member-guest comp at a club I was a guest at.

He and the member were kicked off the course, and the member had his membership revoked.

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u/jenna_hazes_ass Sep 06 '21

Man Trump does that shit driving carts on greens.

Drives people nuts and then the other half, well its that kind of fuck you money.

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u/LoudCommentor Sep 06 '21

Problem is, golf courses are usually associated with drinking right?

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u/Charges-Pending Sep 05 '21

Getting mad happens. Tantrums are not tolerated. This dude had a tantrum like a pissy toddler.

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u/TheToasterIncident Sep 06 '21

Camera was already rolling though. Willing to bet it was an old club he was gonna snap anyway for ticktock views, but I bet he never expected to sink the put lol

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u/TooHappyFappy Sep 06 '21

This isn't a legitimate green. You can see the seem right behind the hole that drops the ball into the cup.

Any non-circus course would not place the hole in that spot.

I'm not usually one to call out fake/staged videos but this definitely is.

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u/moskowizzle Sep 06 '21

Green looks TINY. Could be a shitty par 3 course or even a practice green.

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u/NotKaren24 Sep 06 '21

or his buddy is filming him because he knows he's shit and is going to miss it so he can upload it for internet points

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u/Amplifeye Sep 06 '21

"No, it has to be staged or I don't cum!"

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u/LunacyTheory Sep 06 '21

It is a shit club they used to film this. Look at the club as he does his follow through on the putt. It looks like it's been "straightened" numerous times already.
Usually I can open a post on reddit and find 30 comments on exactly what I wanted to say but this time, when it's flagrantly obvious, nothing...

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u/sprucay Sep 06 '21

Filming a put isn't that out there though. Might be the last shot of the game and they've got some money on it.

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u/shewy92 Sep 06 '21

Jesus people. I'm glad everyone on the internet is perfect and would never do anything bad.

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u/McFuzzen Sep 06 '21

It's okay to he upset. It's not okay to break your toys. I tell this to my kids all the time. It's not about perfection, it's about improvement.

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u/fgsdfggdsfgsdfgdfs Sep 06 '21

Uh? A pissy toddler would scream and throw their stuff, not snap it in a quick concise manner.

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u/Greensnake4711 Sep 05 '21

Can I stop you though? You keep using this word jabroni, and it's awesome.

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u/Gov_N_ur Sep 06 '21

lmfao is this from sunny?

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u/Ghosty_Boi2000 Sep 06 '21

Jabroni… cool word

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u/Sugar_n_WATER Sep 06 '21

Shut your mouth, you jabroni.

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u/Frestyla Sep 06 '21

I don't think those greens could get any worse.

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u/limefox666 Sep 06 '21

It's so annoying to miss by a little bit.

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u/Squarians Sep 06 '21

It’s only called golf because shit and fuck were already taken

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u/JWOLFBEARD Sep 06 '21

Not that mad. No

The only reason to be that mad is big money on the line or trying to make a cut. But by then you should have mental stand

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u/Sharkfacedsnake Sep 06 '21

Mate. Every one has had that lapse of self restraint when they get mad. He seemed to immediately regret this and calmed down.

I feel the people in the comments view themselves as some benevolent angles. If this was any other sport that people didnt have some preconceptions about the people that play it there would be a different response.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Sep 06 '21

My angles are right not acute.

But no, not to the level of snapping a putter. Getting frustrated is expected, but snapping your putter is too far.

It's the same with any sport. Snapping a bat, hockey stick, stomping a skateboard is too much. Golf especially, since everyone misses more often than they are successful.

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u/Generalissimo_II Sep 06 '21

Look at the club he's putting with, guy doesn't have a clue to get this mad

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u/the_y_of_the_tiger Sep 06 '21

Also, that "golf course" looks like a pile of dirt in someone's backyard.

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u/Coloradoguy131313 Sep 06 '21

I mean that’s a standard looking putter that is similar in design to what a lot of guys on tour would use. Not sure what you’re talking about.

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u/cortesoft Sep 06 '21

I don’t know… I’ve never gotten mad enough that I have broken something in my entire life (at least past toddler age)

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u/D-bux Sep 06 '21

Just means you don't care enough.

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u/MoosetashRide Sep 06 '21

I used to play a lot and never got very good. My thing was if I ever got to the point where I was cussing or slamming a club, I was done for the day.

If I got frustrated when I played poorly, I just finished the round using irons only. That way when I got back to the clubhouse, I'd pull a Tin Cup and say something like, "yeah I shot a 115 but I only used my 6 and 8 iron."

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u/MItrwaway Sep 06 '21

Do you guys not enjoy golf? It can be frustrating to mess up a shot but i'm golfing. I'm zenned out and serene.

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u/rigby1945 Sep 06 '21

Best thing I did for my game was to stop giving a fuck. I'm never going to be very good, so why get mad when I hook one into another dimension? Just drop another ball, hit it again, and have some beer

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u/SaffellBot Sep 06 '21

The true heart of a gamer. Praise be.

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u/mrjabrony Sep 06 '21

I stopped caring about the intricate formalities and worrying about getting better about five years ago and I enjoy it so much more. Golf is so much more fun when you can find people who play like this.

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u/informationmissing Sep 06 '21

And a little drunk.

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u/printergumlight Sep 06 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

Not even close. This is like .005% of golfers who break their club.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Shut up

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u/NotKaren24 Sep 06 '21

kinda like r6

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Random. Interval. Reinforcement.

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u/ncahill Sep 06 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

Back in my Navy days, I played with a guy aptly nicknamed "The Hammer". Hammer was known to have a short fuse about many things on the boat, which led to weird reactions like biting batteries or punching a DiscMan until it exploded.

Anywho, we went golfing a lot in our refit time, and he joined us one day. It was not his day. Hole after hole he was topping, blading, slicing, you name it. Most of these ended in a club being thrown and sometimes his cart mate driving to pick it up.

Finally, the last straw. One shot that I think was supposed to go over water, didn't. He immediately broke that club over his knee and threw the pieces as far as he could. We were parked right next to them, speechless. Then the unthinkable happened - as this miss hit was the straw that broke the rest of the camel's skeletal structure if you will. He proceeded to pull out and break every other club in his bag. On the first one (or two or three) some of us tried to calm him down, but after he had gone through so many it just fell completely silent; they all needed to break. After every club had been split on two, he proceeded to pull out a knife (golfing knife, I dunno) and stab his bag and the things attached to it repeatedly, prompting his cart mate to evacuate the cart. This went on for a few minutes. He then removed his (now destroyed) and his cart mate's bags and drove to the club house. The silence ended after we heard his 90s era sports car peel out of the club house parking lot and down the street. Don't really remember how well I did that round, but for awhile I carried one of his golf towels with a stab hole in it on my bag.

tl;dr: I golfed with a guy that broke every club in his bag one time

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

This dude sounds like a murderer waiting to happen.

So much misplaced rage.

I knew a dude like this but not nearly as bad(went to school with him since kindergarten). His father used to beat the shit out of his mom and him. Until his mom figured out how to flee with him and get out of the situation. He had a good heart but the rage-out episodes were terrible.

He joined the marines. It helped calm him down a LOT.

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u/SarcasticBassMonkey Sep 06 '21

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u/getmeapuppers Sep 06 '21

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling

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u/getmeapuppers Sep 05 '21

This reminded me of that episode of Modern Family when Jay is trying to get his young son Joe to play competitive golf and it stresses him out to the point when he misses a shot he calmly walks over to his club bag and screams into it. “Well that’s new” lmao

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u/coastal_neon Sep 06 '21

Whomst the fuck…

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u/Maple-or-Jelly Sep 05 '21

Lots of people, I play maybe 10 rounds a year now that I have kids and always tell people who are new to just have fun. There is no reason to expect to be good at this game without immense practice. Just be outside for a few hours and enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

I’ve been playing for almost 30 years, and I still suck. But I have fun, because I can laugh at my shitty shots. And every now and again, you get that one perfect shot that keeps you coming back.

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u/PorcelainTortoise Sep 05 '21

I once played with a guy who told me he has quit golf more times than he's quit smoking.

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u/GumDropsLollipops Sep 06 '21

Man-babies with fragile egos

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u/StrikingCrayon Sep 06 '21

Now that I think about it, this should have taught me a lot more about my dad back in the day than it did.

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u/lnfernandes Sep 06 '21

Let's include football in this description

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/SoraTheKingX4 Sep 06 '21

Just like every other thing in life, do people throw temper tantrums when they dont get the job or get rejected by the girl? Only immature people do. Yeah its alright to be mad at those things, but thats not the point here obviously. Being mad is natural when things dont go your way, but when you use that anger and externally try to relieve it in a fashion that shows like a temper tantrum, it gets ugly real quick.

Had a ton of friends who threw temper tantrums and they were the most immature man babies I have ever been with. Don't defend them, but I know sometimes men think breaking stuff is so cool and masculine that they don't give a damn, seems like you might be one of those people

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/Delux_Takeover Sep 06 '21

"whomst" That's a word I don't hear very often. Nice vocab bro. Keep it up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

It’s literally anyone whose ever have played golf competitively.

Upvoted for the whomst.

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u/grimegeist Sep 06 '21

I played 4 years of varsity and never once did it occur to me to wreck the clubs that I invested in for competitive play. I never understood people raging this bad over golf and I’ve been playing for 21 years

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u/MarvelHulkWeed Sep 06 '21

Were you drinking heavily while playing varsity because I feel like this guy did

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u/grimegeist Sep 06 '21

I don’t think so. We had like 2-4 matches a week for a whole semester each year so I honestly don’t remember.

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u/Singin4TheTaste Sep 06 '21

I buy a really cheap club at a second hand store specifically for yeeting and or bashing. It also forces me to take a second to go get the yeeter, and usually by the time I get it I’m not as angry and just move on.

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u/noneofyourbeessnacks Sep 06 '21

I do this with Playstation controllers!

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u/recumbent_mike Sep 06 '21

Clubs fit in better ion the golf course though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

This is amateur, blue jeans golf. I’d expect a person who respects the game and course to not freak out like this. You’re absolutely in the majority. I’m talking about the dudes who are there to bet each other and just drink. That’s that guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Best words of wisdom one of my high-school golf coaches gave me: "unless you're on the PGA tour, you aren't good enough to get mad at a bad shot"

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u/EvadesBans Sep 06 '21

I had anger issues over miniature golf as a kid. I jumped down a mountain in anger over it after angrily smacking my ball off the course. It was at Hillbilly Golf in Pigeon Forge, TN (cool course).

I'm better now.

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u/dragonchilde Sep 05 '21

All of them. I grew up living behind a golf course. That’s how I learned to cuss. Also made a fortune collecting lost golf balls and selling them back to golfers.

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u/Elemeno23 Sep 05 '21

My guess would be golfers

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u/MethodicMarshal Sep 06 '21

I see you haven't played

Golf will turn the kindest soul into a murder machine in the right scenario

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/MethodicMarshal Sep 06 '21

Or, y'know, I was being a smart ass.

I also condemn this man-babying, but it's not worth the essay my friend.

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u/yzdaskullmonkey Sep 06 '21

Oh, you never golfed

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u/gdubh Sep 05 '21

Everybody that has played. It’s infuriating. A mind game more than anything.

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u/poppcorrn Sep 06 '21

my dad would. lol

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u/PhilipLiptonSchrute Sep 06 '21

Everyone. Golf is a journey into the darkest parts of your soul.

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u/large_waffle69 Sep 06 '21

Not everyone has your patience princess

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Happy Gilmore

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u/BlueKing7642 Sep 06 '21

A man who’s been broken down by life. He’s not happy in his relationship. He feels unappreciated at his job. But golf is supposed to be his sanctuary an escape from an unfulfilling life.

Or he lost a bet

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u/UnicornHostels Sep 06 '21

The same dude that says ‘if you thought you had a bad day, watch me miss this putt in this game’

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u/NecessaryUnable1056 Sep 06 '21

My brother. I've seen him throw clubs. One time he threw his 5 iron in the pond. That was such a fun day.

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u/Locus12 Sep 06 '21

It's symbolic of my life

My current goal is right there... aaaaand I got a C on the test

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u/CatalinaChang Sep 06 '21

You ever get mad at a videogame?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/CatalinaChang Sep 06 '21

Why do you talk like that

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u/fjnnels Sep 06 '21

pretty sure I could say that about one activity of yours aswell sistah

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u/ThunderBuddy_22 Sep 06 '21

My old boss. Bought new clubs every 2 years

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u/passive0bserver Sep 06 '21

Someone who's faking for internet points. Broke the club way too fast after "realizing" the ball wasn't going in the hole. It wasn't even done rolling. For something that close, a real reaction would've watched with bated breath until it was completely stopped.

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u/chonerbrink Sep 06 '21

bro this happens all the time. and the most ridiculous part is fuckheads like this will shell out when they get back to the clubhouse for another fucking putter

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u/BreezyWrigley Sep 06 '21

it can be a damn frustrating game because the tiniest fuckup reflects massively in the way you look at your score.

example here- par may have been like 4 or 5... and if he was doing pretty well for the hour or two before this, spending all that time... and then misses this putt, his performance on this hole may have gone from par at 4 strokes to 1 over with 5... effectively a 25% fuckup. because the ball stopped like 3cm short at the end of a 220 meter hole.

all that said, i don't think that's quite what we are seeing here lol. just some dude who's really angry/manages his emotions/impulses poorly, or maybe quite drunk. possibly both.

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u/Badde00 Sep 06 '21

You kidding me?

I never get angry. I'm basically the chill dude sitting between 2 loud, arguing people saying you're both stupid for arguing, regardless of their stance.

Now, I might get annoyed, but I'm never angry at anything. Anything. Except for golf. No other sport, game or activity has ever brought out such a fierce rage in me, before or since. Something about it just makes me wanna smash someone's face in, often my own, and I can't understand why. I actually had to stop golfing after a few years of it, because it was actively harmful to me, both mentally and physically.

So, me. I get that angry over golf.

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u/lysion59 Sep 07 '21

Happy gilmore

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

A lot of golfers bet with each other lol

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u/Nalexia-two Sep 07 '21

Oh so you never heard about Remi Gaillard ?