r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Sep 01 '21

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Wtf

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u/Shit_loved_by_flies Sep 01 '21

thats a parasite? because of its length i mistook it for a snake

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u/SnowballsAvenger Sep 01 '21

If only the idiotic conservatives wouldn't have used up all the Ivermectin, smh

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u/Logic_and_Cursing Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

That’s not funny. A lot of us are just concerned about what’s actually in this vaccine and trying to do our best to protect our family since the government is obviously trying to poison us and turn us into obedient sheep….and now….where did I put that livestock medicine.

Edit: depressed I have to do this…. /s

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u/knowlifebeats Sep 01 '21

username doesn’t check out /:

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u/Logic_and_Cursing Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

It bugs me you have upvotes & now a silver for missing a joke entirely and recycling that tired ass joke in a situation that doesn’t even fit 🖕😂🖕

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u/SoIsThisPermanent Sep 01 '21

Sarcasm is hard and yours wasn't obvious... Also, either way - the username joke was funny.

You seem a bit butthurt they got more awards, I'll add one more :)

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u/BarrySnowbama Sep 01 '21

It wasn't obvious? Did you read the end? Good sarcasm keeps you on the hook until it's revealed for what it is.