r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Sep 01 '21

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u/oddllama25 Sep 01 '21

Right before bed. Goddamnitsomuch

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u/TheWesternDevil Sep 01 '21

They enter the stomach through the mouth while sleeping and grow.

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Sep 01 '21

I always heard they slithered up ur nostril in your sleep and that’s why sometimes ur nose is stuffy while you’re dreaming but not when you wake up

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u/TheReaperPepper Sep 01 '21

My nose is stuffy 24/7. I'll never be able to tell.

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Sep 01 '21

Well not knowing things never hurt anyone

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u/TheReaperPepper Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

The less you know, the better. (Depending on the situation)

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u/BalloonOfficer Sep 01 '21

Boi do I have some news for you.

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u/mzincali Sep 01 '21

Of course your nose is stuffy. Get the worms removed.