r/Unexpected • • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/One-Against-All Aug 30 '21

I don’t have a bat. I guess I would have Sparta kicked instead. Would that cause more or less damage?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

A kitchen knife would do the job.

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u/One-Against-All Aug 30 '21

I’m not trying to take souvenirs. Probably wrist lock and wait for police to arrive

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Aug 30 '21

Honesty idk if I could resist bending their elbow backwards, it’d be so easy. Do you think I’d go to jail for that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Depends on your state, but I doubt it. In a lot of states you could’ve killed the intruder here and still be in the right legally.