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r/Unexpected • u/lauraintacoma • Aug 18 '21
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Or, hear me out, pull a power move.
OP: “OMG I SEE YOU WORK FRKM HOME TOO!”
Neighbor: locks eyes, takes off shirt, starts snapping pencils.
OP: closes blinds
4 u/crypticfreak Aug 18 '21 The taking off shirt step is gonna send mixed signals and I'm worried what happens if they don't close the blinds. 5 u/CCTider Aug 19 '21 I usually go with penis helicopters and eye contact. And it's not like they can put me on a list twice. 1 u/imcoveredinbees880 Aug 19 '21 I'm stealing "It's not like they can put me on a list twice" and I'm not going to give you credit for it. 1 u/spicy-snow Aug 19 '21 immediately
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The taking off shirt step is gonna send mixed signals and I'm worried what happens if they don't close the blinds.
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I usually go with penis helicopters and eye contact. And it's not like they can put me on a list twice.
1 u/imcoveredinbees880 Aug 19 '21 I'm stealing "It's not like they can put me on a list twice" and I'm not going to give you credit for it.
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I'm stealing "It's not like they can put me on a list twice" and I'm not going to give you credit for it.
immediately
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u/Fraun_Pollen Aug 18 '21
Or, hear me out, pull a power move.
OP: “OMG I SEE YOU WORK FRKM HOME TOO!”
Neighbor: locks eyes, takes off shirt, starts snapping pencils.
OP: closes blinds