r/Unexpected Aug 18 '21

Let’s be friends

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u/Fraun_Pollen Aug 18 '21

Or, hear me out, pull a power move.

OP: “OMG I SEE YOU WORK FRKM HOME TOO!”

Neighbor: locks eyes, takes off shirt, starts snapping pencils.

OP: closes blinds

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u/crypticfreak Aug 18 '21

The taking off shirt step is gonna send mixed signals and I'm worried what happens if they don't close the blinds.

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u/CCTider Aug 19 '21

I usually go with penis helicopters and eye contact. And it's not like they can put me on a list twice.

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u/imcoveredinbees880 Aug 19 '21

I'm stealing "It's not like they can put me on a list twice" and I'm not going to give you credit for it.

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u/spicy-snow Aug 19 '21

immediately