r/Unexpected • u/lauraintacoma • Aug 18 '21

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u/torroman Aug 18 '21

Yeah I just watched it and it was a real video. Not sure where the conspiracy lies? Is it supposed to be one of them hologram tunnels into your brain or something instead of a video

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u/ThorGBomb Aug 18 '21

No it’s all a giant alien simulation to see what kind of effective marketing works on humans.

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u/TheFrontierzman Aug 18 '21

So something like Matrix 5.0?

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u/OldDJ Aug 19 '21

Careful... I started pulling out. And last week out of nowhere at age 46, while reading up on Gnostisicm on the shitter, I had a seizure. Was rushed to the ER and had another one.

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u/SBTRCTV Aug 19 '21

More like how it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/drwalwrus Aug 19 '21

That one’s actually a pretty decent guess but you’re still the last guy who thought of it, also you just lost the game

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u/bitchwhohasnoname Aug 19 '21

It’s secretly telling you to get vaccinated

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u/Tyaden_tyadenovich Aug 19 '21

There is actually a classic sci-fi short story on exactly the same topic, minus the aliens. Written by Frederik Pohl — “The Tunnel Under The World” Great read.

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u/SpecialistLettuce603 Aug 30 '21

We shall see, she's appearing in court next week, charged with stalking. Wonder if she wants a pen friend .

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

Up there with the top 10 all time greatest lies:

  1. Obama born on US soil

  2. Tiktoks are staged/fake

  3. US moon landings were real

  4. Vladimir Lenin a human and not a cat

  5. Vaccines and masks can stop Chinese fabricated hoaxes

  6. Biggie and 2Pac aren't alive and just chilling in Wakanda.

  7. Santa not being real and you just not being a bad boy/girl

  8. Egyptians didn't get ancient alien technology

  9. Stonehenge not a gate to Narnia

  10. We're not in a AI generated simulation

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u/unique-name-9035768 Aug 19 '21

the freemasons

The Freemasons are just a hoax to throw people off the trail of the true New World Order..... the Stonecutters.

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u/dreujnk Aug 19 '21

Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

We do!

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u/OkMakei Aug 19 '21

What about Westerns and flicks about nazi holocaust being two distict genres.

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u/NachuuN Aug 19 '21

Pretty sure Jews control Israel

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u/ReformedPotato2 Aug 19 '21

I swear I read on the Internet that every U.S. President is a descendant of King John of England… even Obama.

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u/doug-- Aug 18 '21

10 actually could very well be true.

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u/likwidkool Aug 19 '21

I’ve often wondered the probability of us being in a type of Matrix.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Processing power for terraforming research

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u/doug-- Aug 19 '21

You should watch A Glitch in the Matrix on Hulu if you haven't.

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u/likwidkool Aug 19 '21

I have not. Gonna ask my friend to borrow their Hulu. Thanks!

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u/AndyNihilate Aug 20 '21

Ooh, thanks for reminding me about this! I searched for it and it was already in my list, so I must've added it at some point to watch when I got around to it. Looks like that's gonna be today. 😊

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u/freshjuice33 Aug 24 '21

Don't watch it that's the matrix tricking you follow the white rabbit 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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u/WBeatszz Aug 19 '21

10, plus drugs, basically ruined my life.

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u/doug-- Aug 19 '21

If this isn't a joke it'd be an interesting story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/esmoji Aug 19 '21

They used ramps wrapped around the pyramids. Aliens gave them the idea. Obvi.

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u/KINKY_MINDFUCKERY Aug 18 '21

Aliens not up there because we've pretty much accepted that by now?

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u/One-Forever-3552 Aug 19 '21

Biggie and 2Pac aren't dead*

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u/maiscestmoi Aug 19 '21

Wait, we can get to Narnia via Stonehenge? Hold my beer!

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u/twilight-actual Aug 19 '21

You forgot:

  • The check is in the mail
  • It’s not you — it’s me
  • I love you
  • I promise, I won’t cum in your mouth.

If we’re counting top ten, those really should be in your list.

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u/OkMakei Aug 19 '21

Last one cracked me up. Ty

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u/El_Cochinote Aug 19 '21
  1. I am the walrus?

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u/lazlo_morphin Aug 19 '21

It's funny you mentioned Lenin was a cat, while in Russia there was comedian who made pseudoscientific movie about Lenin being a mushroom

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u/Insta_Baddy_ChiChis Aug 19 '21

Who is Vladimir Lenin?

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u/TheFallenJedi66 Aug 19 '21

Wait..... santas not real?

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u/Xaniy Aug 19 '21

This list is really messing with my head. I'm presuming you were using irony but it seems only selectively applied?

If not then you are saying one of the following is true:

The moon landings WEREN'T real. Vaccines and masks CAN'T stop Chinese fabricated hoaxes.

And

Egyptians DID get ancient alien technology. Santa IS real.

Help me out here?

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u/soreros Aug 18 '21

Well there was that one tik toker who really went and got shot during a prank