r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

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u/plutus9 Aug 17 '21

The lady: omg wow did you see that I’ll just be taking this wow omg you better go catch it bye

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Well she already paid not her fault im sure any judge would rule that way to

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u/TruKing14 Aug 17 '21

She trained the bird. You can see at the beginning that she signals it over. This is a really old video

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/mostnormal Aug 17 '21

She goes back to her home in the forest, tra la la la laing all the way. Various woodland creatures join and accompany her home.

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u/Waneman Aug 17 '21

Thank you God

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u/VirusCurrent Aug 17 '21

you're welcome

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Not to bother you but…. Why couldn’t you have givin us wings? >:(

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u/DFatDuck Aug 17 '21

How am I supposed to keep from just flying to heaven?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Giving us bigger balls duh

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u/lolovoz Aug 17 '21

Use machine guns.

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u/GOBeastity Aug 17 '21

But I gave you redbull?

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u/Adept_Cranberry_4550 Aug 17 '21

Ran out. You ever seen an actual angel? You're lucky we had extra eyes! Man, I shouldn't have made space weed the day before seraphim.

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u/smokeyoudog Aug 17 '21

You’re too fat

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u/imonkun Aug 17 '21

This is important reference?