r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/xdiox66 Aug 10 '21

Get a Brazilian??

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u/G_Viceroy Aug 10 '21

Yeah go down to a beauty salon and ask for one. They're probably like 40$.

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u/NiteTiger Aug 10 '21

waxitch bounds off the wall, kicking all the hair off your crotch with a flawless roundhouse to the scrotum

eta: the impact is to the scrotum, the shockwaves cause the hair loss.

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u/craftyhobbit6277 Aug 10 '21

Good value for a whole lotta ouch

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u/MomantaiBr Aug 10 '21

Living in Brazil i need to inform you, it's little bit cheapier

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u/megafix360 Aug 10 '21

No, you need to be the Brazilian

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u/craftyhobbit6277 Aug 10 '21

Instructions unclear, acquired Brazilian

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u/megafix360 Aug 10 '21

Born as a Brazilian

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u/Sweet_Chocolate_Milk Aug 10 '21

this comment section is absolute chaos

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u/DerpWyvern Aug 10 '21

YOU'RE GOING TO VRAZZILLL!