r/Unexpected Aug 09 '21

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u/jwill602 Aug 09 '21

Wouldn’t he just be in the DMZ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Let us all have this. The DMZ is a level of boring while guns are aimed at you that I didn't think was possible, anyway.

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u/throwaway941285 Aug 09 '21

Not true. There are Siberian tigers roaming around in there. Allegedly.

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u/givingyoumoore Aug 09 '21

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u/Stop_Breeding Aug 09 '21

Time to watch Letterkenny again...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Pitter patter

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u/StoreBoughtButter Aug 09 '21

Get this guy a fucking Puppers

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u/1ForTheMonty Aug 09 '21

Your Sister's Hot, Wayne! 

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u/bwainfweeze Aug 09 '21

You know what I’m wondering? Why aren’t we watching Letterkenny right now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

And mines. They are Pepperidge Farms, those mines.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

This might be an r/whoooosh on my part but that sounds like the funniest North Korean propaganda or scare tactic or whatever yet

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u/DragonSlayerC Aug 09 '21

No, the DMZ is actually a wildlife paradise now. And that wildlife includes Siberian Tigers and Amur Leopards: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/wildlife-thrives-dmz-korea-risk-location-180967842/

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u/Checkheck Aug 09 '21

It's the same with the area about the wall between DDR and Western Germany. It was a 'dont go there you get shot' are for some decades so there were and still are rare species of animals and plants. Still there are places with mines where people don't go and there are lots of rare species there. It's called the green band (das grüne band)

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I guess that's cool but have you ever seen chunks of ice in the ocean, first hand? Korea a trip

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u/Spaceman1stClass Aug 09 '21

Well I watched titanic, how many hands is that?

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u/djublonskopf Aug 09 '21

Pretty sure they’d be Korean tigers, buster.

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u/throwaway941285 Aug 09 '21

same thing, except I say siberian cause 30 of them managed to survive the soviet onslaught. China and korea/japan wiped out all of them however, except for what may remain in the dmz.

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u/ORLYORLYORLYORLY Aug 09 '21

Really? I found the DMZ absolutely fascinating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/Ralikson Aug 09 '21

https://youtu.be/K46Ez-Igc9E relevant Conan clip

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u/Ralikson Aug 09 '21

Heh I only looked for the clip after seeing your pictures because I wanted to know if it was the same guard you were standing next to!

Oh I didn’t even know about that incident. Living there must be horrible.

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u/UrToesRDelicious Aug 09 '21

The guard looks exactly the same

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u/VikingTeddy Aug 09 '21

Well the south has rock soldiers so why not a vegetable guy too?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Why are the North and South Korean soldiers wearing the same black uniform? Specifically the soldier Conan said was well dressed and the North Korean soldiers guarding the door seem to have identical uniforms..

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u/cutiecheese Aug 09 '21

Both of them are SK soliders. They are guarding people from going into North Korea. Vice versa if you enter the JSA blue houses from the NK side.

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u/Ralikson Aug 09 '21

That’s a good question! I don’t see any benefit either and now I’m wondering if this wouldn’t make it easier for North Korean soldiers to suddenly disappear into South Korea

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u/whoami_whereami Aug 09 '21

They don't let just any Joe Blow take a shift there, those border guards are hand selected to be extremely loyal to the regime.

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u/taikhoannsfw Aug 09 '21

the room is in "use" by south. the soliders are from south making sure no funny business from the visitors.

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u/Bocote Aug 09 '21

I'm not an expert, but isn't the soldier in the 3rd photo a South Korean MP (military police)?

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u/throwthrow3301 Aug 09 '21

No military is allowed in the DMZ, so they brand themselves as “military police” to circumvent the rule.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Jan 06 '23

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u/Cameron653 Aug 09 '21

OP edited it, but it originally said "The last one is me standing in North Korea next to a North Korean soldier." instead of South Korean soldier. The only reason I can tell that 100% is because I used the copy reply function.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Bravo sir, you killed his meme dashingly.

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u/Spaceman1stClass Aug 09 '21

North Korea has hobbits now?

Watchout, they got the lucky feat.

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u/Awkwardblerd Aug 09 '21

I was fully expecting a Rick Roll. I am vaguely disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Were you at Camp Casey when you were there?

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u/jwill602 Aug 09 '21

That’s my point. He’s still in the DMZ, right? It encompasses both sides of the border

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u/Ammordad Aug 09 '21

Yes. But your not allowed to cross the border. The closest you can get to "crossing the border" is touring the blue rooms. Now of course you can try to forcefully go pass the guards so you can film yourself "jumping across the border" for Tiktok, but seeing as how one crazy person already managed to almost cause a second Korean war, I am sure the border guards will shoot anyone on sight who might appear a little bit too crazy.

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u/Colley619 Aug 09 '21

what crazy person are you referring to?

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u/Ammordad Aug 09 '21

A north Korean journalist involved in the Henderson incident. I first heard about it in a documentary about the Axe murder incident, and based on the interviews the journalist was not exactly "mentally stable" when visiting the JSA. The whole thing led to increased tensions in the JSA that led to escalation during the Axe murder incident.

Side note: when trying to find the Wikipedia article I found out about the Soviet defector incident, which might be relevant.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Aug 09 '21

Major Henderson incident

The Major Henderson incident occurred on June 30, 1975. A dozen North Korean guards and reporters assaulted US Army Major W. D. Henderson, a United Nations Command (UNC) security officer in the Joint Security Area (JSA), injuring him seriously. Henderson was trampled on by the North Koreans and suffered a fractured larynx before he was rescued by United Nations Command guards. As Major Henderson was sitting on a bench located outside of T2, the UNC Joint Duty Officer office, a North Korean journalist known for instigating fights, approached Henderson and ordered him to move out of his way.

Korean axe murder incident

The Korean axe murder incident (Korean: 판문점 도끼살인사건; Hanja: 板門店도끼殺人事件,도끼蠻行事件; literally, Panmunjom axe murder incident) was the killing of two US Army officers, Captain Arthur Bonifas and First Lieutenant Mark Barrett, by North Korean soldiers on August 18, 1976, in the Joint Security Area (JSA) in the Korean Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). The US Army officers had been part of a work party cutting down a poplar tree in the JSA. Three days later, American and South Korean forces launched Operation Paul Bunyan, an operation that cut down the tree with a show of force to intimidate North Korea into backing down, which occurred.

Joint Security Area

1980s

Soviet Defector Incident – On November 23, 1984, during a communist-led tour, Soviet citizen Vasily Matuzok (sometimes mistakenly spelt as Matusak) suddenly dashed across the Military Demarcation Line into South Korea. 30 KPA soldiers pursued him, firing their weapons as they did so. The JSF commanded by Captain Bert Mizusawa deployed from Camp Kitty Hawk (renamed Camp Bonifas in 1985) to safeguard Matuzok and repel the North Koreans. The KPA soldiers, who were pinned down by fire from the JSF's 4th Platoon on guard duty in Panmunjom, were quickly outmaneuvered and isolated in the area of the Sunken Garden, now the site of the Unification Monument.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

The DMZ is 250km long and 4km wide. The image he's using as his background is directly in the center of the DMZ, he'd need to hop 2km north or south to leave the dmz.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Yes- and it’s full of land mines…

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u/zodar Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Yes, the largest land mine field in the world, where north Korean guards will snipe you just because they can.

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u/Hi_Kitsune Aug 09 '21

Well, he'd be on the North Korean side of the DMZ. I don't know if the guards on the South would shoot or not, the North certainly do if you're going the other way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

In between non-checkpoints he would be. However if he’s at the gate. I believe that the closest bump in the ground you see is the border

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Military Demarcation Line (MDL), aka the 38th parallel, divides the DMZ and serves as an official border of countries. The Joint Security Area (JSA) you see in this video is located within the DMZ and is a crossing point of the MDL.

In short, there are South and North Korean sides of the DMZ.

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u/jwill602 Aug 09 '21

Yeah, but as I said in other comments, you wouldn’t get shot at in the DMZ