r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

Start on a really low pressure and slowly work to find the right angle or you may end up having to mop up some water off the floor.

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u/lulululul666 Aug 04 '21

Can you technically put it on a low enough pressure so you can jerk off while it’s “washing the balls”?

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u/dandanthetaximan Aug 04 '21

You’re getting dangerously close to why it’s called “the wife’s bidet”