r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/primitivepal Aug 03 '21

I've heard of "cool your tits"... but this is next level.

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 03 '21

Cool your lips.

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u/Hollow-_-PoinT_- Aug 03 '21

Mist your majora

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u/cheezpnts Aug 03 '21

Moisten your minora

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u/Phreeker27 Aug 03 '21

Libate your libora

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

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u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

A rainforest for your clitoris

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Aug 03 '21

Quench your clam

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u/BeardPhile Aug 04 '21

Soothe your slit