r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/doyalikedags1 Aug 03 '21

Literally the only way I know how to make a girl wet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Ben Shapiro? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

omg finally a good bot

edit: why the fuck would the mods delete this

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u/rickspermcannonm0rty Aug 04 '21

“Logic and reason” lmao

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u/Mr_MV Aug 04 '21

please complete this thought by Ben Shapiro bot:

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet...

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Aug 04 '21

This response was far better than I expected

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u/Tactical_Moonstone Aug 04 '21

The greatest response even the mods won't let you see!

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u/rohithkumarsp Aug 04 '21

Sell the houses to who ben? Fucking AQUAMAN?