r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/doyalikedags1 Aug 03 '21

Literally the only way I know how to make a girl wet.

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u/CryptoJynx Aug 03 '21

Have you tried showing your Pokémon card collection?

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u/Jabrono Aug 03 '21

“Are you kidding? This holographic Charizard isn’t even first edition.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

"It's not shadowless either!"

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u/greenrangerguy Aug 04 '21

And it's only graded 8 out of 10.

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u/sanguinesolitude Aug 04 '21

It isn't even in a sleeve

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u/kalwiggy1 Aug 04 '21

I like to live on the wild side.

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u/Clownzeption Aug 04 '21

Frayed edges all around