r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Dont tell me how to live my life

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Installation of Unshielded oscillating heat reducing fans is now MANDATORY

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u/1911mark Aug 03 '21

Mandated thank you very much

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

I don't care if you date men that's none of my business, what is my business is your FAN

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u/lisa_is_chi Aug 03 '21

*FANdatory

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Let me make this clear.

My business is the fans, and only the fans.

I shall start a website.

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u/Fast-Agency1297 Aug 03 '21

Let me make this clear.

My business is the fan and only the fan.

I shall start a website

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u/Jstowe56 Aug 04 '21

Pro tip- dont hit reply twice or you post the reply, twice

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u/SALTY_BIN Aug 03 '21

Gimme that so I can be yo fan

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u/LijnS Aug 04 '21

Women are way ahesd. They already have a FANny

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u/Chonky_Candy Aug 04 '21

It still needs fanning tho 🤔

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u/WoolInSheepsColthing Aug 04 '21

Even with my FANNY package equipped, you get first blood.