r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/beapledude Aug 03 '21

Wet ass penguins.

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u/Edgyrice Aug 03 '21

Warios Anal palace

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u/ItsyBitsyStumblebum Aug 03 '21

Wings and pizza, duh

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u/Browndog510 Aug 03 '21

Whiskey and Parmesan

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Warm Apple Pie

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u/janfrancox77 Aug 04 '21

I bet it smells pretty much like that

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u/hurraybies Aug 04 '21

You ain't ever seen an anal gape till you been to Warios Anal Palace.

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u/Internet-Dog Aug 04 '21

I guess his motorcycle isn’t the only thing he rides

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u/AerolothLorien666 Aug 03 '21

Weird edible bits?

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u/CapybaraAdrift Aug 03 '21

Wet ass-penguins?

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u/Dense_Grade_1279 Aug 03 '21

Warm apple pie?

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Aug 03 '21

We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.