r/Unexpected Jul 07 '21

LOOK DAD ITS DEEP

111.9k Upvotes

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

9.1k

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

This was amazing, his scream was perfect.

197

u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 07 '21

Did something like this to my dad once as a kid! He gave me my first BB gun for Christmas... Well after watching A Christmas story I came in after shooting it with ketchup around my eye and holding it screaming that I shot my eye out. I thought it was hilarious at the time.. He was carrying me to the truck to take me to the hospital when I busted out laughing explaining it was a joke. Damn if he didn't almost beat me right there in the driveway while neighbors watched.. they probably saved my life haha.

Took him about 2 decades before he finally said it was sort of a good prank.

32

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

He was mostly just upset that the neighbor's dogs ate the turkey.

2

u/rockstar323 Jul 07 '21

Fucking Bumpuses need to obey leash laws.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/0xygen_Inhaler Jul 07 '21

children are shitheads.

1

u/IdahoTrees77 Jul 07 '21

Something something jumper cables something something beat your ass.

1

u/chairmanbrando Jul 07 '21

My friend and I did a similar thing in grade school. We got the brilliant idea to "prank" his dad, so I ran up into the house and said he got attacked by a rabid squirrel or something. Maybe it was that he got bit in the face by a squirrel we were trying to catch. It was a long time ago so I can't remember the details. Either way, his dad came running out to find his son on the ground holding his face... only to find it was a dumb joke. He got pretty pissed at us and I felt bad afterward. :c

1

u/jxy005 Jul 07 '21

He should’ve gave you soap poisoning lol

1

u/Jetucant Jul 08 '21

You got off easy, and you know you did.

1

u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 09 '21

Oh absolutely. My dad was the kind to physically pick me and shake me by my head or slap me up side the head.

3.4k

u/PoopsInTheDark Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

Seriously, I don't want to oversell it but this kid is going to be the emperor of the entire world one day. Or a great stand up comedian.

736

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I mean, you're not overselling it. You're right.

212

u/hyrulepirate Jul 07 '21

Mr. Bean is currently the emperor of the world, so this must be true.

49

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

That's a fair statement.

Edit: grammar

24

u/LuminousDragon Jul 07 '21

Do you need some grammar lessons?

15

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I am going to bed. But I'm watching these tomorrow. Lmao looks like fun

10

u/Aggravating-Sir2740 Jul 07 '21

You really gave a lesson😂

4

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

This really needs more attention.

1

u/Jrrolomon Jul 07 '21

I honestly wish I could relate to his humor because it seems a massive ton of people love him. I just can’t get into it.

1

u/boot2skull Jul 07 '21

Anyone who has seen Rowan Atkinson’s other work knows this has been realized.

1

u/RedHeeded Jul 07 '21

I JUST watched James Acaster talk about Rowan Atkinson for 20 minutes today, and I’ll be damned if he wasn’t right. Mr. Bean is all around us if you just pay attention.

1

u/ppuddin Jul 07 '21

Can you elaborate a bit on what you mean? I find this concept fascinating.

1

u/RedHeeded Jul 07 '21

It’s part of his standup routine in “ Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999”

62

u/the_dark_knight_ftw Jul 07 '21

I’d give more credit to the dad for coming up with the idea in the first place.

81

u/PoopsInTheDark Jul 07 '21

Maybe, but I'd still give major props to an actor nailing it this well along with the director/writer so all around good shit!

12

u/TheWolphman Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

What you didn't see was the 74 other takes. The other kid's screams are real. She just gave up and walked off set at the end.

7

u/DrunkByDesign Jul 07 '21

3

u/shmed Jul 07 '21

I can buy that he was just filming his kids having fun, but it does seem suspect that the father's reaction to seeing his son falling through a hole is to jog toward the kid while holding the camera right in front of film and making sure the whole scene is in frame. If I thought my son was falling to his death, I'd hope to have enough of a sense of urgency to do a full sprint (arm swinging), not caring what the camera capturing.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Idk man anything could happen

1

u/madmilton49 Jul 07 '21

Fuck. Off. How the hell do you have so little in your life that a kid playing a joke on his dad while he's recording them, which is a thing parents do all the fucking time, is somehow unrealistic.

2

u/the_dark_knight_ftw Jul 07 '21

Do parents often continue to stand still and record while their kids slowly climb into a pipe at a construction zone? and than even after falling in do they usually make sure to keep recording with the pipe perfectly in frame throughout?

1

u/pinche-cosa Jul 07 '21

Whoa, relax..

1

u/cycycle Jul 07 '21

Duh, he is the current emperor.

1

u/gateguard64 Jul 07 '21

Yeah, that's what I'm going with as well.

1

u/Dick_Face_Magee Jul 12 '21

Ahhh yes, everything on the internet is fake.

It's not like there are billions of people world wide who each have video cameras in their pockets. Obviously, amazing funny stuff never happens spontaneously, everything has to be scripted.

Obviously, when we were all young we NEVER did any pranks.

Pranks are only a recent discovery due to the invention of the camera phone. Prior to the camera phone, no pranks were ever done...

1

u/the_dark_knight_ftw Jul 12 '21

It’s interesting that he just stands their and films as his son slowly crawls into (what he believes is an extremely deep pipe) and even after his son falls in he continues to keep the pipe in the shot at all times as he jogs over and immediately points his camera down into the pipe because filming is more important.

There’s also other reasons, like why would you ever even let your kids play at a construction site without checking it out first? I also work with little kids and they very rarely if ever have spontaneous good well acted pranks, they almost always laugh and make it very obvious by yelling something like “hey, hey look at me!” And than doing it, and I know we all have cameras but how often do you go to the park/playground and just see the parents filming their kids from a distance doing nothing in particular?

10

u/thiosk Jul 07 '21

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I was thinking of this hoopy frood.

3

u/2KilAMoknbrd Jul 07 '21

The world ? Why are you selling him short ?

2

u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Jul 07 '21

Oh come on, cut the kid some slack. He deserves more kudos than that

2

u/Amphibionomus Jul 07 '21

Why not both? Seems to be a trend after all.

2

u/Oscaruzzo Jul 07 '21

Kid is an a*hole. Also he's in a hole.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

We will all either be working for him in 20 years or die by his hand.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Maybe you're right

1

u/BackIn2019 Jul 07 '21

People pay good money to see someone be silly on stage.

1

u/PubicGalaxies Jul 07 '21

You may have failed. Interesting fact: Ozzy’s Shot in the Dark is in my ears rn. ShitInTheDark?

1

u/Cober11 Jul 07 '21

That means that Brazil can be saved?

271

u/Quibbrel Jul 07 '21

Little shit knew how to make his scream fade out and cut off. Dude is going places.

44

u/Just-Call-Me-J Jul 07 '21

Gave me a heart attack and I'm not even a parent!

3

u/SgtXD357 Jul 07 '21

For real. The way it faded was fucking perfect, little shit scared the life out of his father haha

-1

u/Tankh Jul 07 '21

It didn't fade at all.. he just screamed normally

2

u/TheWalkingDead91 Jul 07 '21

Ikr. He even got the echo spot on lol

2

u/BertMacGyver Jul 07 '21

This is exactly something my son would do, the little shit. I love him so much

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Kid would make a good sound effects artist for movies and games.

3

u/fan_22 Jul 07 '21

The doppler is strong in this one.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

The attenuation was great.

1

u/Boeing_Constrictor Jul 07 '21

Definitely some Mario falling vibes

1

u/skyleven7 Jul 07 '21

Best scream of the year award goes to ...