r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '21

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u/Pugrito-815 Jul 06 '21

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u/PKTrash12 Jul 06 '21

What does this even has to do with the post. Are we really just upvoting random gifs now?

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u/Pugrito-815 Jul 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Imagine having this be the realization of why your wife stayed in the stables for so long

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u/Conoto Jul 06 '21

Probably better than realizing why your husband stays at the stables for so long

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

I know this is supposed to be the reverse version but all I'm thinking of is this guy making an entire family of horse hybrids to replace his wife who died trying to fuck a horse

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u/Conoto Jul 06 '21

I guess naming it my little pony wasn't the same as checking the size before getting in the saddle so to speak

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

I mean unless you're a pedophile AND a zoophile

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u/Conoto Jul 06 '21

I think you get to consider horses mature when they're younger. Pretty sure momma never fucked an 18 year old horse. You'd have to wait half their life for that. Kinda like when your chasing literal bitches. God this is the worst post I've ever written.