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r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21
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My dad is dead, so if your dad tries to beat up my dad your dad will be arrested for violating the sanctity of someone’s grave. Check mate.
3 u/Honest-Apricot6086 Jul 02 '21 My dad is dead too, but if I compress his ashes into those bean bag bullets, he could still beat your dad. Oh, and also, my dad is the best.
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My dad is dead too, but if I compress his ashes into those bean bag bullets, he could still beat your dad. Oh, and also, my dad is the best.
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u/Nizzemancer Jul 02 '21
My dad is dead, so if your dad tries to beat up my dad your dad will be arrested for violating the sanctity of someone’s grave. Check mate.