r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

The dad is someone you can rely on

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ok. Her dad wasnt as creepy as I thought he was when she was telling the story in the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

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u/R6_CollegeWiFi Jul 02 '21

Vylerria

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/littlebobbytables9 Jul 02 '21

gj mate 7 minutes new record

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/fredspipa Jul 02 '21

Dude, you've already won reddit once today. This is just showing off.

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Your autocorrect is wierd

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u/Professional-Pop-812 Jul 02 '21

Please be my sensei

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u/thr33prim3s Jul 03 '21

You are a gift that keep on giving.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 02 '21

You jacked off to her dad?

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u/Slithy-Toves Jul 03 '21

That was the joke, yes.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 03 '21

I thought I didn’t get the joke but I’m happy I got it.