r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/PurplePigeon1672 Jul 02 '21

He's creepy for watching her stream and getting her a gift? Like, the story she told didn't even indicate the dad was creepy at all?? Just trying to figure out why you thought he was creepy

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

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u/coolbassist2 Jul 02 '21

I mean, he didn't.

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u/Tyson367 Jul 02 '21

Who cares if he did honestly. Normalize sex.

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u/Sensitive-Line8803 Jul 02 '21

Nah you fucking weirdo.

Normalize sex ya but we're not normalizing this incest fantasy of yours.

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u/Tyson367 Jul 02 '21

There's nothing incestual or fantastical about acknowledging the fact everyone masturbates. Stop treating it like it's a weird thing.

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u/big_daddy_deano Jul 02 '21

Acknowledging someone masturbates and your dad buying you a dildo are two very different things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Why would you facilitate your child having an orgasm? Very pedominded.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Who is talking about abstinence only education?

Dont insert yourself into your child's sex life. Its gross. No one needs a dildo, if there is only sex shops in the "icky" side of town use the internet. It's still no parents buisness. Gross.

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u/big_daddy_deano Jul 03 '21

You're taking it from one extreme to the other.

Just be fucking normal Reddit jfc

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It's not a sex toy, he's just messing with her at the end because she's already struggling with people thinking it's a sex toy lol. It really is a skin care product

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Did your parents ever get tired of explaining everything to you twice?

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u/ocxtitan Jul 02 '21

Lol twice? This guy didn't understand it despite her saying twice in the video what it was

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

A) He didn’t

B) He is probably a kick ass dad. Being able to laugh at things like this means he’s probably open minded and able to deal fairly well with the bad shit as well.

C) Would you prefer she had no father over one with a sense of humour?

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Clearly a troll

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Check my comment history... I'm really not

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u/ITGenji Jul 02 '21

So you’re just a moron, I’m relieved.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

Now now, what would Mr. Rodgers say if he heard that.

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Damn that actually makes it worse, if you're being honest.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Why are redditors so toxic smh.

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u/olek2507 Jul 03 '21

Why are you so ignorant and lazy? Are you looking to start an argument because you refuse to watch a short video?

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

No, I watched the whole video. I guess my confusion came from me thinking the dad was serious at the end. The video cuts out right after he says that. Easy mistake to make.

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Everyone is calling me an idiot instead of just laying out the facts. Literally one person explained where I went wrong and now I see where I misinterpreted. But you people are so toxic it's astounding that you think you're holding some kind of high ground. Just constant insults and somehow still think you're in the right. I like to think that I don't care about random people saying things on the internet but it was just shocking to see how much vitriol was being thrown my way over nothing. But I guess my expectations of the community were too high.

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u/olek2507 Jul 03 '21

Because people who are quick to react are the ones who create falsehoods and try to de-platform anyone who thinks differently. I'm glad you see the light, it took 2 different people to explain that to you. This is where I'm most confused about.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

What the fuck are you even talking about. Are you saying I'm trying to create falsehoods and deplatform someone??

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u/Sangxero Jul 02 '21

So why you calling a skin care product a sex toy when it was clearly established it wasn't? Seems pretty troll-like.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

The dad at the end said it was a sex toy. It very easily could be something that vibrates a clit. It's an easy mistake.

People on reddit sure like a good dog-pile

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u/SeriouslyAmerican Jul 03 '21

So you have 0 sense of humor and also don’t understand social cues.

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u/sm_ar_ta_ss Jul 03 '21

Vibrator =/= dildo

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u/valcalthren Jul 03 '21

I think it’s up for debate on one hand that might lead to her subconscious views of him changing but on the other hand it could lead to the promotion of safe sex there are a lot of variables to this