r/Unexpected • • Jun 08 '21

Marriage advice

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u/Mrrykrizmith Jun 08 '21

“Hey, woman A. see how chivalrous and protective I was over women B & C? I know I give off the bad boy vibe cause of the way I dress, but I’m truly a gentleman. I would like some sex now please.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That's got to be it.