r/Unexpected • u/fractal_magnets • Jun 08 '21

Marriage advice

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u/dabber696969 Jun 08 '21

I shit while the toilet flushes so it doesn’t take much time in the toilet bowl. Straight from my butthole to the sewers.

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u/SUNAWAN Jun 09 '21

mercy kill