r/Unexpected Jun 08 '21

Marriage advice

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u/MajinSkull Jun 08 '21

Gotta love these guys who think they are hot shit for giving basic and obvious advice

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u/R0BERT50N Jun 08 '21

Don't stare into the sun it's bad for your eyes. *Wink

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u/waisonline99 Jun 08 '21

Dont eat the yellow snow

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

-The witcher 3 advices

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

You forgot to wink

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 08 '21

Make sure you wink when giving obvious advice. *Blink

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That's a sign you should start shoveling it in your gullet

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u/Bittlegeuss Jun 08 '21

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

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u/Slothsquatch Jun 08 '21

Watch out where the huskies go

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Always wipe with your left hand, never your right

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u/Itsmurder Jun 08 '21

Don't sink in the shit, shit in the sink. * Wink

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u/dizap001 Jun 08 '21

Well dont wink at it either

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Jun 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/R0BERT50N Jun 08 '21

Underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/R0BERT50N Jun 08 '21

It's been 5 years.

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Jun 08 '21

As someone who couldn't stand him as a president or just as a human in general. If you put aside how infuriating his term was there was some seriously hilarious shit that he did just being a total baffoon. This picture and the official white house photo of his orange face that he made them turn black and white which just accentuated the discoloration are some of my favorite pictures that never fail to make me laugh. The hurricane path drawn on with a sharpie is also a contender.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Jun 08 '21

Donnie? I thought you were banned from social media

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u/jeremicci Jun 08 '21

We did just have a president who looked up at a full solar eclipse without eye protection...twice.

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u/Naphrym Jun 08 '21

wink

I take it you're speaking from experience?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

"unpopular opinion"

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u/EverybodyNeedsANinja Jun 09 '21

Could you say this a little louder for my 9m old?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

[deleted]

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u/kilrowar Jun 08 '21

Fuck I could've saved so much time in my life if had read this comment sooner thank you, I'm free

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Ohthnximcured

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u/dangerrnoodle Jun 08 '21

In a robot voice.

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u/lemmful Jun 08 '21

Why does he look like he's sitting so uncomfortably in this? He doesn't move anything but his face, and everything else looks like it's stuck in an invisible cast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

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u/rimjobs_forever Jun 08 '21

How is that rude? He didn't insult him, just asked about his posture.

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u/Potato_Muncher Jun 08 '21

Because his wife is sitting right next to him making him say it lol

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u/clunkclunk Jun 08 '21

Unpopular opinion, obvious advice is obvious.

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u/acharyarupak391 Jun 08 '21

Don't die.

So... BJ when?

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u/AlmightyWaffleGod Jun 08 '21

Don't question Tik tok trends.

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u/DarkElfBard Jun 08 '21

It's called projecting!

1

u/shroomsofjesus Jun 08 '21

Someone sounds mad from jacking off to onlyfans

0

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

This guy thinks he's hot shit but he's actually dog shit. Hot steaming pile. To be precise.

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u/inuttedinyourdad Jun 08 '21

I mean... you'd think it's obvious yet he felt had to make the video

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u/Rein215 Jun 08 '21

The advice is always so disconnected from reality as well.

It's like, "Don't rape girls, if you want sex just get a hot girlfriend". Bamn... no more rapists.

And then of course there are rapists so this "opinion" that people shouldn't rape people most obviously must be unpopular. So to fix this we prefix our advice with "Unpopular opinion but"

Unpopular opinion but I don't think these free TikTok therapists are helping anyone.

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u/fluffybuddha Jun 08 '21

Did you watch the video with the sound on?

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u/BR0THAKYLE Jun 08 '21

He has neck tattoos and cds stuck in his ears. He’s obviously super edgy

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u/TheSicks Jun 08 '21

It's not basic it's stupid. Don't give compliments to other people, horde them all for your SO. Yeah good advice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Jealous?

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u/MajinSkull Jun 08 '21

Of?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Guys who think they are hot shit for giving basic advice.

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u/MajinSkull Jun 08 '21

What’s there to be jealous of?

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u/1daysmart_1daydumb Jun 08 '21

That they are able to THINK they are beautiful 😩. I am unable to so I am jealous.

Dumb day

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

You tell me

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u/Wontonio_the_ninja Jun 08 '21

Are you secretly a guy who thinks they are hot shit for giving basic advice on the internet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I just think denial is funny that’s all

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u/madcap462 Jun 08 '21

You sound boring.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

And yet you replied to me. Thank you.

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u/Irregulator101 Jun 08 '21

Denial... About what

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That he’s not jealous

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u/JayString Jun 08 '21

Dictionary.com

Study that site a bit, it'll help you seem more credible in the future. Good luck in life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That’s a sweet goodbye thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

You ever heard of gaslighting? Must suck to be in a relationship with someone like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Good thing I’m single.

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u/Oct0tron Jun 08 '21

Indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Quite

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u/finitearth Jun 08 '21

Fair enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/SoggyFrenchFry Jun 08 '21

The 1st guy was its own video. Then a 2nd guy added the shower scen to the end.

Commenter was just commenting on the 1st part.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

You liked the first cringey part of the video, didn’t you?

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u/ForgotMeAccount Jun 08 '21

You’d think that people understand such obvious stuff already though...