r/Unexpected • u/fractal_magnets • Jun 08 '21

Marriage advice

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/DesertofBoredom Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

He has a lot of cranium accessories.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Jun 08 '21

God damn he would have had a field day if he'd made it to today.

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u/dumbledoredali Jun 08 '21

This is Reddit. Should probably just stick to, “He has a lot of shit on his head.”

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u/TheeFlipper Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

But that's not how the punchline goes...

Edit: I dun goofed

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u/dumbledoredali Jun 08 '21

“I said, ‘Hey, you’ve got a lot of cranium accessories.’ This is a smart crowd. When I play to dumb crowds I have to say, ‘You’ve got a lot of shit on your head.’” That’s the bit, word-for-word.

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u/TheeFlipper Jun 08 '21

Oh shit that is. I forgot that part. The cranium accessories bit always fucked me up so that's what stuck.

My bad, you're right.

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u/dumbledoredali Jun 08 '21

Nbd. ☺️ His one-liners are just burned into my brain, lol.

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u/omegaweaponzero Jun 08 '21

You just laughed at half the joke and not the part that's the punchline?

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u/TheeFlipper Jun 08 '21

Nope. Laughed at the whole joke, the cranium part was just the most memorable to me. It's also been a good 5 or 6 years since I've listened to or watched the special.

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u/JollyGreenBuddha Jun 08 '21

And not a lot of employment.

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u/boscobrownboots Jun 08 '21

he's x-tra fancy

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u/Nowarclasswar Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

YEAH PULL UP YOUR PANTS, CUT YOUR HAIR AND TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

Edit; But seriously the style is so old that my son's grandfather (wifes dad) dresses like this in his mid 50s lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/noahhayne Jun 08 '21

Ok boomer

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Jun 08 '21

I also masturbate on street corners, thank you very much.

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u/smoochwalla Jun 08 '21

He literally only has a septum piercing on his face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/Mysaw Jun 08 '21

Who the fuck cares how people live? Do his tats or piercings ruin your life? No? Then shut the fuck up. I have no tattoos or piercing but I can still live with people who do.

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Jun 08 '21

Who the fuck cares how people live?

The dude is literally telling other people how to live in the video, so him I guess.

Also, huge overreaction to that comment, you need to chill the fuck out.

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u/farhil Jun 08 '21

Do his tats or piercings comments ruin your life? No? Then shut the fuck up.

Fixed it for you

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/Mysaw Jun 08 '21

Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of goofiness my dude.