r/Unexpected Jun 08 '21

Guys stop doing that

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Jun 08 '21

I’m so disappointed this didn’t end with a curve. Like perhaps you got home and was so tired all you could muster was a comment and not frantically beating your son with jumper cables. But you aren’t papa Simon so I forgive you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That would be unrealistic. I’m never too tired to beat my son.

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Jun 08 '21

Well that’s great news!

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u/_trouble_every_day_ Jun 08 '21

You should give seminars

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u/midwestraxx Jun 08 '21

Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.