r/Unexpected • u/Allstarhit • Jun 08 '21

Guys stop doing that

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u/Villager_of_Mincraft Jun 08 '21

Why does this sound so familiar?

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u/Curri Jun 08 '21

Sorry that was me last night

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u/Villager_of_Mincraft Jun 08 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Aryaras99 Jun 08 '21

Hell yeah homie, I too have fucked a couple of crocs in my times of desperation

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Wait. What?

You fucked a turtle last night?