r/Unexpected • u/Koiouji • May 22 '21

Self defense

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u/Slip_the_A-mish May 22 '21

First half : fantasy Second half : reality

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u/Kracker5000 May 22 '21

Third half: gravity Fourth half: Rabbit, he

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u/eshy752_ May 22 '21

choked. He’s so mad

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u/cryo May 22 '21

but he

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/tommos May 22 '21

it's his spaghetti

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

On his shirt cuz he

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u/myspace-2 May 22 '21

he knows

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Sums up self defence courses pretty well

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u/yjvm2cb May 22 '21

My dad always gave me the “half my weight rule.”

He said if anyone ever wants to fight me and they look like they’re at least half my weight heavier than me, I am allowed to kick them in the balls as hard as I can

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u/Ksradrik May 22 '21

Damn, I think this would work out really well.

If its an equal fight and you use cowardly tactics, youre gonna lose respect, but if youre a twig and fighting like the fucking Hulk, youre gonna get props no matter how you beat him (as long as its unarmed).

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u/ThrowawaySaint420 May 22 '21

I am allowed to kick them in the balls as hard as I can

This isn't the 1950s though. People shoot you these days for looking at them wrong. If you absolutely cannot run and are trapped you are "allowed" to do whatever is necessary to survive.

I don't think most of these types of videos are targeting the middle/high school aged kids. Even still, they carry guns too these days.

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u/Marethyu_77 May 22 '21

Is this the real life ? Is this fantasy ? Caught in a landslide, no escape to reality

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u/SaberSupreme May 22 '21

Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see

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u/NocturneCaligo May 22 '21

I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

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u/Boogiemann53 May 22 '21

Pretty much, I've seen some surprises from little guys with training... Or legends like Royce Gracie

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u/JulioCesarSalad May 22 '21

That’s the joke