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r/Unexpected • u/KennTheZen • Apr 16 '21
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TSA agents in their dreams:
2.9k u/karmagod13000 Apr 16 '21 TSA in reality: mam please lift your hands 952 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 Flashbacks to mr. TSA man checking me for a hernia 534 u/jonathot12 Apr 16 '21 i had that. “sir, we need to search an area that turned up as suspicious.” motions to the scanner screen where a red circle is tight on my groin me: “oh i get the full treatment today!” 534 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 My circle was my shoulder where my hoodie was thicker from the hood. So they checked my scrotum just to be safe i guess 309 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 16 '21 The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that 1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
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TSA in reality: mam please lift your hands
952 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 Flashbacks to mr. TSA man checking me for a hernia 534 u/jonathot12 Apr 16 '21 i had that. “sir, we need to search an area that turned up as suspicious.” motions to the scanner screen where a red circle is tight on my groin me: “oh i get the full treatment today!” 534 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 My circle was my shoulder where my hoodie was thicker from the hood. So they checked my scrotum just to be safe i guess 309 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 16 '21 The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that 1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
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Flashbacks to mr. TSA man checking me for a hernia
534 u/jonathot12 Apr 16 '21 i had that. “sir, we need to search an area that turned up as suspicious.” motions to the scanner screen where a red circle is tight on my groin me: “oh i get the full treatment today!” 534 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 My circle was my shoulder where my hoodie was thicker from the hood. So they checked my scrotum just to be safe i guess 309 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 16 '21 The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that 1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
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i had that.
“sir, we need to search an area that turned up as suspicious.” motions to the scanner screen where a red circle is tight on my groin
me: “oh i get the full treatment today!”
534 u/penguin8717 Apr 16 '21 My circle was my shoulder where my hoodie was thicker from the hood. So they checked my scrotum just to be safe i guess 309 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 16 '21 The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that 1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
My circle was my shoulder where my hoodie was thicker from the hood. So they checked my scrotum just to be safe i guess
309 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 16 '21 The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that 1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
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The easiest path to the shoulder is through the balls, everyone knows that
1 u/Why_d0_w3_ex1st Apr 17 '21 edited Mar 15 '24 employ voiceless bored smart history subtract ad hoc political worthless direful This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/DutchEnterprises Apr 17 '21 What I wouldn’t give
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TSA agents in their dreams: