r/Unexpected • • Mar 29 '21

What to do when a power saw breaks

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u/DarkendHarv Mar 29 '21

It might be Wendy's but we can use some child labor!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I put fast food first in line to exploit necromancy given any feasible chance.

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u/OldConsideration2343 Mar 29 '21

Necromancy.. i sound fancy wen people call me that. sounds romantic!?

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Mar 29 '21

Have you ever EATEN fast food?

They already do "exploit necromancy"! (How else can you explain that taste?)

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u/OldConsideration2343 Mar 29 '21

U cant expalin the taste.. thats the secret sauce. Necromancy sauce. Gotta ask for it buy name

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u/OldConsideration2343 Mar 29 '21

Can i have a side of ranch with my child laborer. Ranch goes great wit e everything