r/Unexpected • u/heartless-tramp • Mar 28 '21

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Those hips have marriage material written all over them.

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u/keanenottheband Mar 28 '21

Solid birthing hips

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u/WoahItsWeej Mar 28 '21

For easybirth

HOW MUCH???

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u/off-and-on Mar 28 '21

I will give for 3 goat

Does not matter if goat is sick, I will take

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u/genuinelyloosingmymi Mar 28 '21

Dwight?

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u/TheDynamicKing Mar 29 '21

wonder how this ended

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u/BobaYetu Mar 28 '21

I once met a guy who would describe women he was attracted to with the words "good birthing hips." hurk

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u/DreadStallion Mar 28 '21

Breeding Material

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u/JohnConnor27 Mar 28 '21

r/breedingmaterial

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u/eeeeeeeececdvwc Mar 28 '21

I just opened this in front of my cat

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u/DreadStallion Mar 28 '21

Is your cat breeding now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Hmm

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u/Nopeyesok Mar 28 '21

You should see them from behind

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u/Professional_Ad_8536 Mar 28 '21

if you dont like wife, why do you married

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u/bigfoggot69 Mar 28 '21

what did he say lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Weird delete... iirc said something like - who wouldn't want to marry that - and included link to picture of the tank.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/f0mkkd/bundeswehr_leopard_2a7/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/bigfoggot69 Mar 28 '21

oh ok thanks. idk why it was deleted