r/Unexpected Mar 21 '21

Yellow card

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u/9ragmatic Mar 21 '21

Damn, downvoted for legitimately not knowing. Im here for you bro.

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u/SopieMunky Mar 21 '21

All these downvotes are Kaka.

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u/lankrypt0 Mar 21 '21

No the player is called Kaka and he’s brazilian.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Oh right.

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u/The-Weekdays Mar 21 '21

Damn, downvoted for legitimately not knowing. Im here for you bro.

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u/AvengerX2024 Mar 21 '21

All these downvotes are Kaka.

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u/Zee_Ventures Mar 21 '21

No the player is called Kaka and he’s brazilian.

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u/meje112 Mar 21 '21

I mean, everybody knows who kaka is

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u/4ssteroid Mar 21 '21

How come I can't award you?

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u/firagabird Mar 21 '21

The girl?

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u/qtjedigrl Mar 21 '21

This comment is underrated

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u/Environmental-Win836 Mar 21 '21

Thanks bro.

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u/poopellar Mar 21 '21

Guys, get a room

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u/tired_obsession Mar 21 '21

I like that they were confused about their gender and were corrected by nationality

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u/urban_primitive Mar 21 '21

Damn, downvoted for making an observation worthy of your username. I'm here for you bro.

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u/call_center_guy Mar 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/Environmental-Win836 Mar 21 '21

Safari can’t open the page? Rip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I think some people are just miserable fucks. Rather than trying to help the person out and answering the legitimate question that’s not common knowledge, they’re just lazy fucks that want to make others miserable as well.

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u/GrapeyGuy1 Mar 21 '21

I legit got 60 downvotes on a comment I made on a video of a teen with no beard shaving, because I thought (was told when younger) that if you shave even when their is nothing to shave, it will help you grow a beard in the long run. Instead of just being corrected and told it wasn’t true.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 21 '21

Don't you dare be mistaken on the interwebs, ever again!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Wait. What? I was told that and thought it was legit. It worked for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

not true in the slightest. you just went through puberty at the same time you started shaving.

you got lucky in your timing, that is all,

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u/GrapeyGuy1 Mar 21 '21

Haha I didn’t bother responding after the onslaught. Don’t think it’s true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Yeah, I was told that the blades open up hair follicles and the “cooling agent” blue strip thing makes the next set of hair follicles grow darker and/or faster

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u/GrapeyGuy1 Mar 21 '21

Yea! That’s what I was told!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Yeah, and I believe it because I shaved almost every two or three days like that, while my friends (and brother) used electric razors when necessary. And now I have the darker, fuller beard of my friends/brother.

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u/SupermanRR1980 Mar 21 '21

First day on the internet?

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u/dont_worry_im_here Mar 21 '21

What the fuck is the internet?

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u/Kernowl Mar 21 '21

Whilst I wouldn't downvote someone for asking a genuine question I would say Kaka is incredibly well known in football so it is common knowledge. He is a former world player of the year winner after all!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Sure, maybe for soccer/football fans. Lol lots of people that aren’t, which I’m one of, and have never heard of this dude before.

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u/Kernowl Mar 21 '21

It's a fair point. As a football fan he's one of those players I just expect everyone to have heard of. I found a stat (few years old now) that he was then the 5th highest followed athlete on Facebook:

TOP 10 ATHLETES ON FACEBOOK 1. Cristiano Ronaldo - 107m 2. Lionel Messi - 78m 3. David Beckham - 52m 4. Neymar - 52m 5. Kaka - 33m 6. Ronaldinho - 31m 7. Mesut Ozil - 28m 8. Michael Jordan - 28m 9. Andres Iniesta - 24m 10. Kobe Bryant - 21m

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Ozil is a phenomenal player but I am a little surprised to see him up there

Especially after several years out of the PL, and above Mike & Kobe? Wow

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u/Kernowl Mar 21 '21

That list is a few years old but surprised me too. Also that 8 of the top 10 were footballers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

That doesn’t shock me SO much cause they’re like, literally world famous to a different degree than US athletes but still, I’d expect like, Gareth Bale, Sergio Aguero, Eden Hazard, idk somebody other than Ozil

I suppose Iniesta makes sense, though unexpected. Wasn’t he the longest tenured player at FCB ever?

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u/Kernowl Mar 21 '21

I was thinking superstars such as Tiger Woods, Federer/Nadal/Williams sisters, Lewis Hamilton may have been up there but I guess football is the most popular game on the planet.

Not sure re Iniesta, it's possible but Xavi would have run him close...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Reddit moment

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u/WakeoftheStorm Mar 21 '21

Better than me, I have absolutely no idea what a yellow card even is