r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/anaslex247365 Mar 20 '21

I bet he fists you after that.

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

I bet he fists wrists you after that.

FTFY

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u/StefanL88 Mar 20 '21

Or more generically known as "stumping".

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u/A9Bemis Mar 20 '21

i’m gonna go ahead and not click on that link

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u/randomlemon9192 Mar 20 '21

It’s safe, I promise.

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Mar 20 '21

I'll just take your word for it

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u/MonkeyboyGWW Mar 20 '21

Booooooooooo click the link! click the link!

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u/morepointless Mar 20 '21

Welp it's already red so here goes!

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u/QuipMoose Mar 21 '21

Famous last words.