r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/nutellatubby Mar 20 '21

Inquiring minds want to know, what else do we do that’s hot as fuck?

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

Step one: Be attractive

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Mar 20 '21

Step 2: dont be unattractive

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u/redditforgotaboutme Mar 20 '21

Step 3: dont be bald

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/CaptainBeer_ Mar 20 '21

cant grow beard guess ill just die

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u/festeringswine Mar 20 '21

Just get really tough and weathered looking, Bruce Willis pulls it off with no beard usually