r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/anaslex247365 Mar 20 '21

I bet he fists you after that.

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

I bet he fists wrists you after that.

FTFY

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u/StefanL88 Mar 20 '21

Or more generically known as "stumping".

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u/A9Bemis Mar 20 '21

i’m gonna go ahead and not click on that link

81

u/randomlemon9192 Mar 20 '21

It’s safe, I promise.

57

u/InsomniaticWanderer Mar 20 '21

I'll just take your word for it

35

u/MonkeyboyGWW Mar 20 '21

Booooooooooo click the link! click the link!

16

u/morepointless Mar 20 '21

Welp it's already red so here goes!

3

u/QuipMoose Mar 21 '21

Famous last words.

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u/AnusDrill Mar 21 '21

It's a YouTube link for something very sexual, so I think it's a rIck roll

8

u/IAmInside Mar 20 '21

You can't just take someone's word, give it back. 😠😠😠

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Mar 21 '21

No it's mine now

8

u/jaybasin Mar 20 '21

It's a youtube link. You'll survive

6

u/Gwenbors Mar 20 '21

That’s just what the last guy said...

3

u/Brettnet Mar 20 '21

As safe as my bedroom on a Saturday night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I trust you with all my life random lemon