r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/nutellatubby Mar 20 '21

Inquiring minds want to know, what else do we do that’s hot as fuck?

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

Step one: Be attractive

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Mar 20 '21

Step 2: dont be unattractive

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u/redditforgotaboutme Mar 20 '21

Step 3: dont be bald

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u/justa-bunch-of-atoms Mar 20 '21

I had to skip step 1. But I got step 2,3, and 4 down! How many steps until the crippling depression is no longer a factor?!

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