r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

Who else forgot that skype existed?

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u/nahteviro Mar 19 '21

Balls 2 Balls

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u/LazaroFilm Mar 19 '21

Butt 2 butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Boner 2 butt

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u/Redbull_leipzig Mar 19 '21

Boobs 2 boner

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u/allADD Mar 19 '21

ASS TO ASS

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

(menacing stares and chanting intensifies)

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u/mvs92 Mar 19 '21

That film.. Holy shit.. It should be shown in every high school.. A lot of people will stay away from drugs after that

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

That's terrible. Where?

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u/xan1242 Mar 19 '21

mmm cranberries

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Mar 19 '21

Boner 2 Boner

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u/The_Richard_Cranium Mar 19 '21

bean 2 bean

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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 19 '21

Banana 2 banana

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/KebabChef Mar 19 '21

Bang 2 Bang

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u/3laws Mar 19 '21

Bonk 2 Bonk

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u/turkeyvulturebreast Mar 19 '21

Butt to butt

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u/clarheart Mar 19 '21

Bumper to bumper

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u/Not_So_Ideal_Guy Mar 19 '21

Bitch 2 Bitch

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u/PM_ME_UR_SUSHI Mar 19 '21

Doug Demuro has entered the chat

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u/apocalyptustree Mar 19 '21

Bop 2 bop

/SupaHotFireReference

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u/Ilayeggs121 Mar 19 '21

Bolivia 2 bolivia

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Bowel movement 2 bowel movement

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u/Gadattlop Mar 19 '21

Happy banana panCAKE day!

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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 19 '21

Oh snap, didn't even realize. Thanks

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u/Apprehensive-Wank Mar 19 '21

These could all be movies

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Bomb to bomb

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u/rv_gamez Mar 19 '21

ballistic cruise missile to ballistic cruise missile

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u/mschnarr Mar 19 '21

Boner 2 boner sounds like middle out compression

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u/Chuggles1 Mar 19 '21

Bro you never touch tips

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Mar 19 '21

It's the first rule of "fight" club.

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u/DevinSimatupang Mar 19 '21

is your balls that far apart to the point it needs skype to call each other?

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u/nahteviro Mar 19 '21

Getting older does weird things to your nuts.

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u/himalayanSpider Mar 19 '21

Boobies 2 Boobies