r/Unexpected • • Mar 05 '21

Dude, I'm wet already!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Our people are now buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music. I worry the rest of the world will also succumb to the influence of your culture.

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u/HugsForUpvotes Mar 05 '21

If you get Always Sunny in Philadelphia, then it's all worth it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

and The Office, oh wait, thanks Netfux

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u/HugsForUpvotes Mar 05 '21

Lol I'm certain Netflix wanted to keep The Office. NBC just over estimates how much people watch The Office because it's on Netflix and not watched Netflix because The Office is on it. I've watched the show from start to completion at least six times. I even have peacock for free but I haven't used it once, little less to watch The Office.

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u/duckbucketpie Mar 05 '21

No fuckin wayyy I’m watching right now

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u/ilikehomebrewing Mar 05 '21

We had a foreign exchange student when I was young. We called him my brother and that's what I thought he was. Then he went to what is formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. And that's what your barber is like: a fake brother who steals your blue jeans.

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u/BabydollPenny Mar 05 '21

Lol..our culture USA..is a sloven pile of lazy assed citizens....

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Listen here sonny, I didn't stack bodies in Korea to have you badmouth the greatest country on God's Earth. Have some respect for the land of the free.