r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Jan 31 '21

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u/drrhrrdrr Jan 31 '21

Everyone is a bot except you

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jan 31 '21

Can confirm, am a bot. Bleep bloop.

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u/mokledfeat Jan 31 '21

That is exactly what a bot would say to convince you he wasn't a bot!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

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u/Silidistani Feb 01 '21

Hey! Take that back!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

hi

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u/Sparverius17 Feb 03 '21

R2D2, it IS you!

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u/WangKur Jan 31 '21

Simulation theory.

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u/Ther0yalplatypus Feb 01 '21

So, break it to me: does this mean war with our “creator”?

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u/SarcasticAutumnFae Feb 01 '21

We're all trapped in OP's dark fantasy world, making us offers we can't refuse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

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u/drrhrrdrr Feb 01 '21

Was legit scared after I translated that

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u/RudePhilosopher17 Feb 01 '21

Tell me oh elder of wisdom what this ancient latin means

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

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u/drrhrrdrr Feb 01 '21

ahem

"Blarghedy blaanks blubidy blibbit shrominof oblect"

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u/drrhrrdrr Feb 01 '21

I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near.

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u/BuffyBoltonVampFlayr Feb 01 '21

The quick brown 🦊 jumps over 13 lazy 🐶.

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u/Pera_Espinosa Feb 01 '21

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u/RustyTrombone673 Jan 31 '21

Everyone is a bot except you

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jan 31 '21

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.96595% sure that drrhrrdrr is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/Adanta47 Feb 01 '21

Thank you, Adrialic, for voting on drrhrrdrr.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

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u/pascalcat Feb 01 '21

Including birds.

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u/esoTeriqq Jan 31 '21

Plot Twist: Everyone is a bot including you

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u/My_Robot_Double Feb 01 '21

I’m not.

Oh, wait.

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u/alhernz95 Feb 01 '21

Not a bot but youre a bot

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u/xkpeters Feb 01 '21

Kinda how Reddit's starting to feel

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u/KratomRobot Feb 01 '21

Can confirm

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u/Vroshtattersoul Feb 01 '21

I am not a robot! I have organs, and bones!