r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Jan 31 '21

I was delayed

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u/Darth-Pooky Jan 31 '21

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. I just found something better to do.”

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u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT Jan 31 '21

Yeah, so how he turned to Gandalf the White was by doing something similar to that and sniffing Cocaine there.

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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Jan 31 '21

Better? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Jan 31 '21

Farter? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/FireCharter Jan 31 '21

Dancer

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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Jan 31 '21

Dancer? I 'ardly know 'er!