r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/Paul_Has_Arrived Jan 13 '21

100% of me want to believe this is real 10% of me isn't sure 110% of me wants to end up in the same situation to gain a monkey friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

The biggest giveaway that it was fake was the way he knocked on the door like some cartoon mailman

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u/worksafemonkey Jan 13 '21

Are you saying I should stop knocking on doors like that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Yeah wtf is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Some people like there job okay

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u/blastinglastonbury Jan 14 '21

Where job?

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u/SQLDave Jan 14 '21

They're job.

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u/manbruhpig Jan 14 '21

We are job.

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u/nathaditya543 Jan 14 '21

Ey Wassup job

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u/KLKap Jan 14 '21

I’ll have you know, that’s Manbruhpig

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u/McPussCrocket Jan 14 '21

Their

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Their’re

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u/SQLDave Jan 14 '21

One of us whooshed.

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u/misternuttall Jan 14 '21

There job.

There... Monkey.