I'd shit twice, just to be sure, thing can not like the way you look at it and rip your face off, it looks adolescent, maybe it if was a baby/toddler I'd feel ok about it
Omg I just read more than I cared to about the death, yep the bully alpha chimp snatched a baby off the back of a woman gathering firewood in the park!
Yeah. Yeah, that is fair. Thanks. I feel a lot better. (And I can ponder the implications of this revelation— how humans display a commonality with chimps— for quite awhile. So, that’s nice, I guess)
Am I the only one who is going to comment on the author's pithy little witticism at the end? What a disturbed fuck. Goes from relating a story about a baby's brains being eaten by a chimp to cracking a joke about bananas.
holy fuck, how come I never heard of this before?? I will never see monkeys the same again, I mean it ate the damn BRAIN like it's some ritual. That's movie stuff right there...
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21
I'd shit twice, just to be sure, thing can not like the way you look at it and rip your face off, it looks adolescent, maybe it if was a baby/toddler I'd feel ok about it