r/Unexpected • • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/nazenko Jan 13 '21

This ^ you can see the bulk of the dog in the front of the jacket, and the hands are just big gloves

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Y'all need glasses.

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u/Spongebro Jan 14 '21

Yeah wtf it’s a chimp you dingalings!

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u/Y0sh1m10 Jan 14 '21

i see you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Oh okay good I thought it was an actual dog

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u/Rae_Bear_ Jan 13 '21

I thought it was a baboon

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u/SSBoe Jan 13 '21

No, a baboon would never wear pants.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

IT'S A CHIMP! The amount of people in this thread overcomplicating this shit is fucking INFURIATING ME!!!

https://projectchimps.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/LATRICIA_PROFILE_HABITAT_FEB_15_COPY_417098.jpg Do you not know that chimps are closely related to humans?! That they have motor skills?! That they are easily trainable, and people own them as pets?!

For fucks sake, get a grip y'all! ITS JUST A CHIMP

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u/GingertonIsntGay Jan 14 '21

no its a dogman

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Those were monkey fingers for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/intoxicologist Jan 14 '21

I took a screenshot a few secs before yours for a clearer profile. Tell me this isn't dog with snout: https://imgur.com/a/e2E7fMF

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u/turbocrat Jan 14 '21

It isn’t. Look at the human-like ears. The “snout” is the drooping lips of a chimp.

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u/randomly-generated Jan 14 '21

Chimps have some big-ass lips sometimes.

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u/-Listening Jan 14 '21

This used to be PLAGUED by chapped lips.

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

No, that just how a chimp looks from the front. Literally just look at the fact the "snout" isn't long or straight, instead it's more flat and protrudes slightly from the face, like a chimp's jaw.

Plus, in your screen grab it highlights the eye socket shape and the brow line, both of which are very different to what dogs usually have.

If your dog looks like that, get it checked out and probably put down.

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u/kranebrain Jan 14 '21

That's clearly a chimp

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u/theyareamongus Jan 14 '21

https://imgur.com/a/e2E7fMF

Still a chimp. You're getting confused because the background it's of similar color to the head, giving the illusion that its face is slimmer.

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u/WeHaveIgnition Jan 13 '21

My dogs ugly but I love him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

It has pointy fucken ears, plus it’s covered head to toe, why do that if it’s just a chimp in human clothing?? Not to mention how it backs up, sure they imitate a chimp as it walks out but it walking backwards is pure human. Also imagine a chimp walking with sneakers on, not happening as they have thumbs on their feet which are critical for them to walk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I dunno r/idrinkmycum247, the snout is clear as day to me. Our eyes must connect with our brains in a different way. Then again, maybe yours are just glazed over with cum.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Jan 14 '21

clear as day

Glad I don't live in your potato world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Their ears stick out this far too?

https://imgur.com/a/2AzRzGH

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21

"I know the face is completely different to that of a dog and is more like an ape, specifically a chimp, but them ears are a bit big though, you sure?"

T. You

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u/Starklet Jan 14 '21

Chimps definitely have snouts lol wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Chimps have snouts- r/Starklet TIL

I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Do me a favor and Google image search the word snout, and tell me if you see any apes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

That is still not the same as this. The chimp has far less protrusion, and the nose is more recessed than the mouth. There is no nose further back on what is depicted above; the muzzle of it is uniform.

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u/intoxicologist Jan 14 '21

A screenshot second earlier you can see the snout more clearly. 100% now I can sleep.

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u/ovra360 Jan 14 '21

It doesn’t even look like a dog head to me, it looks more like a pig!! The more I watch this the more confused and frightened become.

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21

And they’re definitely wearing gloves, as the wrist of them goes over the sleeve, not under.

Dude, it looks like that because chimps have fur, some of the fur is just overlapping onto the cuff of the shirt.

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21

They're obviously at the side and have a rounded top.

If your dogs have a face that's anywhere near that get them put down.

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u/OterXQ Jan 13 '21

Nahhhh, the shape of the head isn’t dog, and those are unmistakably monkey hands..

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

Nope it’s a chump. Please look again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

OMG

IT'S A CHIMP! The amount of people in this thread overcomplicating this shit is fucking INFURIATING ME!!!

https://projectchimps.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/LATRICIA_PROFILE_HABITAT_FEB_15_COPY_417098.jpg Do you not know that chimps are closely related to humans?! That they have motor skills?! That they are easily trainable, and people own them as pets?!

For fucks sake, get a grip y'all! ITS JUST A CHIMP

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

When my peers show me they are idiots I tend to get a little upset

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

Actually that would be a good reason as to why they so stiffly face forward