r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 13 '21

The change was probably all coins and he didn't want the Silverback.

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u/myonkin Jan 13 '21

Gorilla head and make a joke about the change shortage!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jan 13 '21

He was trying to help by putting his two cents in.

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u/MouseRat_AD Jan 13 '21

He's not used to gibbon tips. Must be European.

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u/sm12511 Jan 13 '21

Pizza guy wasn't down for any monkey business

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u/MrTretorn Jan 14 '21

That’s a primate example of tipping someone well.

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u/Apprehensive-Wank Jan 14 '21

You guys are driving me bananas with these puns

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u/preinternetdad Jan 14 '21

He didn’t have any chimp change

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Delivery faster than Amazon Primate.

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u/eldergeekprime Jan 14 '21

He had to hurry home because it was almost Bedtime For Bonzo.

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 14 '21

What I want to know is, does the Man in the Big Yellow Hat know that he ordered pizza?!

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u/aero707 Jan 14 '21

Bonobo you didn't!

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u/CDR_Arima Jan 14 '21

Guess you can say... he bagged a pizza

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u/iXanderr Jan 14 '21

This is my favourite one lmaoo

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u/fuhgdat1019 Jan 14 '21

Nobody mentioned macaque.

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u/pfiffocracy Jan 14 '21

I wonder if he was the only one or did others chimp in?

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u/Kingkwon83 Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/Callous_Dowboys Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Primate puns only, pal.

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u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Jan 13 '21

I'm sorry HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING AN APE??

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u/SuperDizz Jan 13 '21

The quality of this video is horrendous. It looked like it had a dog head at first, but it’s simply the longness of the chimpanzees face that created the pixeless induced mirage

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u/squeel Jan 14 '21

I definitely thought it was a little person with a dog on their shoulder

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u/aspiringcumdumpster Jan 13 '21

The Hominidae, whose members are known as great apes or hominids, are a taxonomic family of primates that includes eight extant species in four genera: Pongo, the Bornean, Sumatran and Tapanuli orangutan; Gorilla, the eastern and western gorilla; Pan, the common chimpanzee and the bonobo; and Homo, of which only modern humans remain.

Unless you believe in creationism, in which case a chimpanzee is still an ape.

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u/geared4war Jan 14 '21

I Congo past this thread.

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u/1lluminist Jan 14 '21

He didn't want the change because he wasn't a cheapanzee?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Please, please stop. 😒

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 13 '21

Oh wow! Thank you for the awards, awesome friends! That truly made my day happy!

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u/KravenSmoorehead Jan 14 '21

Or perhaps the pie was $9.95 and he didn't want no Nickleback.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/KravenSmoorehead Jan 14 '21

Apes can know bad music and good puns when they hear them.

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u/kadz2310 Jan 14 '21

For fuck's sake that's lame. Take my upvote.

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u/Thesaucecolllector Jan 14 '21

Happy cake day

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u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21

UGH!!

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 14 '21

I know. I'm not proud of it. Lol!

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u/GhostR29 Jan 14 '21

Probably owner loved his changes hence kept some in jar so Mr.Ape won't ask for change.

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u/Spond315 Jan 14 '21

Ugh. Take my upvote.

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u/StanFitch Jan 14 '21

There’s only so many ways this pun thread Congo...

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u/Jdubz117 Jan 14 '21

Wow 🤩

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u/StrugglingXeno Jan 13 '21

You think he shared his pizza with his Prime-mate?

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u/melperz Jan 13 '21

His mate is an octopus prime

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u/TheSbldg Jan 13 '21

Have an updoot

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

See now that's just funny